me when the dentist calls me by my ex's name mid-cleaning
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Apr 09, 2026
me after posting a thirst trap and pretending not to care if he views it while eating junk food
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When you peek out from your comfort fort like a tired seal
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Butler library gatekeeping space like NYU pretensions.
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Roommate microwaves fish — civilization officially finished
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Intrigued by your boss's habits, but we know you're just bored.
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you and your friend making eye contact before another ‘just one drink’
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You’re like an Instagram post with zero likes—tragic.
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Columbia launches a new app and expects us to act like it’s the iPhone reveal
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Car’s stuck in a diagram, just like my brain—tweaking!
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You're like if a meme had a midlife crisis.
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striking a pose when literally no one asked
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