me when someone says "just one more shot" at Carman and I already hear my 8am calling
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Jan 25, 2026
When remote work meets midlife crisis.
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This goose looks like it's judging your life choices.
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Waterfall's patience rivals Columbia men in Millstein Green Chairs.
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when he soft launches another girl while still texting me good morning like nothing happened
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me realizing i called my professor ‘mom’ in front of the whole class and just standing there like it’s fine
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When the boss asks for something "ASAP" and you respond by licking your own butt.
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Cat’s mewing through bread, still the goat of petty glares.
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When you and friends avoid the group chat but end up here
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When you're trying to figure out who ghosted you.
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Everyone here seems to know what’s going on except me.
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Bovine Selfie Level: Flexing on that Barnard 750 ft Big Sub day
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