When you find a fry at the bottom of the bag and act like you won the lottery
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Mar 01, 2026
When you realize even a wooden Minion has more charisma than your boss.
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When you say 'I do' to waifus, but not taxes.
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When your smile’s faker than your life choices.
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lowkey dying inside but smiling for the group chat
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ID says 'NOT REAL,' just like my Columbia GPA dreams.
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When the campus shower drain becomes a treasure hunt.
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Morning meeting vibes but everyone's pretending to care.
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Columbia vibes: sleep-deprived, chaotic, failing to pretend confidence
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the horror of a crooked picture frame
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**Dating/Relationships**
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Bro's smile is brighter than my future... too bad it's a dog.
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