You're the reason eavesdropping became an Olympic sport.

You're the reason eavesdropping became an Olympic sport.

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Anonymous
Apr 26, 2025
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That gaze is a beige flag—scary but kinda iconic.

That gaze is a beige flag—scary but kinda iconic.

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Anonymous
Feb 28, 2026
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Your aura's brighter than your future, babe.

Your aura's brighter than your future, babe.

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Anonymous
Apr 26, 2025
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When your outfit screams 'nap time' but the crowd's here for chaos.

When your outfit screams 'nap time' but the crowd's here for chaos.

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Anonymous
Apr 28, 2025
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work badge says “intern” the eyes say unpaid psych ward

work badge says “intern” the eyes say unpaid psych ward

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Anonymous
Apr 04, 2026
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me every time the sky does something mildly pretty

me every time the sky does something mildly pretty

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Anonymous
Jan 29, 2026
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When your life's a waterfall but your energy's at Angelica plant.

When your life's a waterfall but your energy's at Angelica plant.

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Anonymous
Oct 31, 2025
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Me: vibing in nature; this cow: demanding campus dining snacks.

Me: vibing in nature; this cow: demanding campus dining snacks.

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Anonymous
Nov 02, 2025
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When you hear your mom talking about your life choices.

When you hear your mom talking about your life choices.

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Anonymous
May 27, 2025
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Nerding out over memes while broke AF, priorities right?

Nerding out over memes while broke AF, priorities right?

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Anonymous
Aug 01, 2025
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Bro’s smile screams ‘I ate your leftovers,’ straight dying.

Bro’s smile screams ‘I ate your leftovers,’ straight dying.

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Anonymous
Feb 27, 2026
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Columbia: Where midterm season is a lifestyle choice.

Columbia: Where midterm season is a lifestyle choice.

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Anonymous
Sep 17, 2025
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