FOMO's waiting list adventures: The unofficial Columbia major.
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Sep 12, 2025
The dodge stretch mats are less available than Hamilton elevators.
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When you thought ‘NSYNC was your only crime, but here we are.
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When you lie on your resume but still get hired.
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Is your personality a clarinet solo? Because it’s a whole mood.
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POV: you lock eyes with 'REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT' and realize you’re not cleared for takeoff.
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Columbia waitlist - where dreams and classes constantly escape.
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when you realize the library has seen more of your tears than friends
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Voldemort’s soul fragment after trying to aura farm on TikTok.
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Group selfies: where blinks happen and dreams die.
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Meme Man glazing stonks like it’s Barnard’s last party.
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Monument flexing while the tiny city still buffering
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