More joy in one eye than in your whole personality.
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May 27, 2025
me at a Carman party the second the aux switches to 2000s throwbacks
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Girl committed culinary manslaughter, cake didn't consent.
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Why chase squirrels when you can chase your dreams? Oh wait, you can’t.
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The ghost of math finals haunting like Butler's Wi-Fi.
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absolutely losing it because my Spotify won’t connect to the speaker
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Playing life like I play defense: confused and shaky.
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Clocked at Columbia: GPA 4.0, social life dead
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POV: You just saw a ghost in the matrix.
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Hoodie off the table? Girlfriend’s planning an escape plan
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every time i put on an outfit and someone actually speaks on it
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maybe i should have just stayed quiet this time
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