You're all just one fish taco away from a breakdown.
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Apr 25, 2025
That expression says 'I've seen some things, and they weren't good.'
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Coffee at 9 p.m.? Welcome to Dodge Gym.
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When your spirit animal is a Netflix buffering icon.
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Git add . looking like a chaotic Columbia group project.
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When you just realized TikTok banned your fave dance and your life's a lie.
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Is this a basketball game or a snack dispute?
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Plato's forms did not predict a smiling bathtub.
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When Butler's tea stash runs dry and so do you.
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Tea: rat sips Merlot, my life derails.
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Joy is fleeting but star-patterned pants are forever
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Butler bathroom crises - the sequel
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