when you realize your entire TikTok fyp is just John Kiriakou now
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Feb 13, 2026
Trying to spot a hot guy at Columbia is like registration success.
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me realizing Jae’s wide-eyed stare is the last thing cheaters see before the death email drops
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rizz has flatlined, call it on arrival
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John Jay’s pizza looking fresh but ghosting on delivery.
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The grotesque Mona Lisa is like my face after Butler camping.
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MTA says ‘normal service,’ flames say otherwise.
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when the syllabus says final exam optional and means it can’t lower your grade
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Laughing at my own bad decisions like it’s a hobby
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Flat-earthers: Attending a space-themed birthday party with a straight face.
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Low-key feels like Homer’s twerk just ended my career prospects.
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This mural is complicating my sense of performative wokeness—in a rebellious but vacancies-exposing way.
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