This grass is salty it missed the celestial afterparty.
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Feb 24, 2026
My face when someone says 'Smile more'.
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Lighting so extra even my fake plants are offended.
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That urinal: More present in SEAS than half the students.
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That cat's judging your life choices harder than your therapist.
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Columbia's TAs: why trust fund kids should never be in charge.
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When your frenemies pretend to be nice in public.
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Bro’s mewing with sand, thinking he’s looksmaxxing for Barnard.
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Dressing like a rainbow, but your bank account is still gray.
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Opening Netflix and remembering you have zero time to watch anything
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Bless this mess? More like trying to bless some serious bad decisions.
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Trying to pass Core Curriculum or Hamilton's elevator test?
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