When a millennial sees their avocado toast as an investment.
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Mar 08, 2026
Dazed face? I call it 'post-JJ's' expression.
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Trying to stop responsibilities like Neo stops bullets😂
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That chin pose isn’t intellectual, it’s just sad.
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Lock in? Nah — he just clocked a panic attack
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That one kid in Butler who acts like you committed a crime for sneezing too loud
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Moss getting its daily spa unlike the CS students in Butler.
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someone plz spawn behind me to get me out this semester
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When Butler's free chairs are a myth.
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When the WiFi connects mid-breakup.
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Donald Trump threatening to sue Trevor Noah over a roast.
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