Red outfit? Fits right in with Hamilton's fire alarms.
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Sep 18, 2025
When your therapist says to wear your confidence.
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Trying to escape Earl gates like orangutan Houdini in my feelings.
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Me pausing at the 'REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT' tag like it’s personally about me.
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policy: ignore everything til management crashouts on Tuesday
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Geeked on optimism, zero survival instincts
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Cat’s side-eye when I call my Butler study sesh productive.
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me realizing the JJs lady is making direct eye contact as I hold the door open
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Monkey’s highkey bullying this toy, I’m dying!
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me waiting for a Butler study spot to open up during finals week
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When you realize your group project will flop without you.
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i post 'just want cuddles' because 'please text me' felt too thirsty
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