He's got more authority than my boss on a Monday morning.
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Apr 26, 2025
When your boss asks for proof you were working and all you've got is a giraffe selfie.
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Straight up cackling like she saw my Jet2 holiday pics.
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You're the main character in a zero-effort movie.
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each block is an excuse I gave up today
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You look like the type to have a podcast about nothing.
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This toddler’s sand grip got me dying, absolute menace.
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spill the tea: somebody broke his heart and my faith
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me after microwaving leftovers like a chef
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When the stock market crashes but you still hold onto your crypto.
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When you're judging my life choices from the fence.
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Me opening my ex’s new, 'just friends' story and feeling the existential pain
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