Columbia waitlists: Membership always full, benefits unclear.
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Sep 12, 2025
Me pretending to get the joke but I’m lost AF.
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I tried to hype myself up for finals with a motivational playlist, but now I’m just sitting here, paw to mouth, rethinking every decision since 2018.
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Dude, even seaweed has better fashion sense than you.
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Water crashing like a midterm wave, endlessly relentless.
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You look like you just escaped a 90s corporate training video.
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Guess who’s the fav drama in this tree? Spoiler: It’s Donald.
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You look like a meme that missed the point entirely.
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One does not forget. One simply allows the universe a head start.
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petition to get a mute button for the JJs lady
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When your dog is the only one who doesn't judge your Spotify playlist.
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Is this a basketball game or a duel for the last slice?
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