“If anyone asks, tell them I made it to the toilet”
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Jan 25, 2026
me after stepping outside during the first week back from winter break and realizing my Canada Goose is just for show
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Y'all are the reason global warming is a thing.
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Trying to look cool but your shirt says, 'Help, I’m lost!'
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me at the bar pretending sophistication while babysitting a single glass of wine
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me at Butler at 7 a.m. surrounded by the same exhausted campers — completely spent
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me when my phone connects to the WiFi on the first try
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When your boss thinks they're the main character.
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B.O.B. staring like I just explained TikTok brain rot.
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Refusing to participate is a Columbia tradition at this point.
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A cute cartoon character is smiling while holding a large knife up in the air, appearing playful rather than threatening.
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You ever just try to talk and the wind slaps you mid-sentence?
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