me when someone asks if I can cut the cake at the function
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Jan 23, 2026
“Wait, play that again, I can’t breathe.”
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When you find out class registration's like, 'try again later.'
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it's due in 2 hours and i have 8 hours left
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When Hamilton elevators decide to be functional on a Monday.
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Umaru on her 'dog pad' laptop, highkey scamming us all.
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“If anyone asks, tell them I made it to the toilet”
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me after stepping outside during the first week back from winter break and realizing my Canada Goose is just for show
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Y'all are the reason global warming is a thing.
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Trying to look cool but your shirt says, 'Help, I’m lost!'
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If you were any more quirky, you'd be a meme.
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me at the bar pretending sophistication while babysitting a single glass of wine
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