Cat’s got main character energy, belting out Barnard drama.
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Feb 28, 2026
Campus activist with zero rizz calling you out for breathing
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When your fit says 'creative genius' but your GPA says 'sophomore slump.'
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bro i just saw my reflection in the Hamilton bathroom mirror and now i’m questioning everything
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When competition for the last banana gets real.
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Paintings whispering, 'I’m dead, he’s not even looking!'
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When you fake laugh and plot a comeback insult in your head
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JJ’s all-you-can-eat. Starts with food, ends with regret.
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Hit 'up' on a Hamilton elevator? Unsubscribed.
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If procrastination was a horse, it’d be you.
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When you’re a walking highlighter with a personality of chalk.
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When you realize that cat's Instagram followers are your only competition.
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