Just a few tweaks and still way less useful than caffeine.
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Mar 08, 2026
Green boba out here with Unc Status, strawberry’s just delulu.
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trying so hard not to cry after he left me on delivered
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This is me after checking my bank account statement.
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cramp levels reaching ‘please god end my lore here please’
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Ballon d'Or clapping like an NPC for Ronaldo's ego
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It's giving 'I flunked the midterm but still slay.'
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Hello Kitty seeing her student loans from Barnard, bet.
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Barnard dropout vibes: cute resume, zero adult skills.
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That grin is just your way of saying 'I’m better than you.'
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Contemplating deadlines but this horse brain only understands sprints.
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Me, pretending I didn’t just binge the entire day away
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