Looking like the CEO of ‘I just woke up and slayed’ vibes.
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Apr 24, 2025
When Barnard Wi-Fi crashes, I’m crashing out like this.
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heart like it’s on backorder tbh
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This camel’s more expressive than your last three exes combined.
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Me posting on main after 12 drafts, bracing for hype or roast
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This negative ROI eye contact is riskier than my F-1 visa renewal probability.
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Lining up for Bacchanal tickets, but with mysterious injuries.
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Every family has that one 'Dirty' uncle situation.
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Can't I have a chips-and-pizza panic feeling, type shi.
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me after a night at Butler campsite yelling "we saved the earth" as the background burns
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Unprecedented mood: anxiety on a 1000% volume
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reading black tie optional on the senior gala invite, photos aren’t optional
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