That cap's the only thing on your head that’s not empty.
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Apr 16, 2025
she looks like her spirit animal is a LinkedIn notification
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You walked into Halloween and forgot it's February.
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Silver cans, blue tin—choose your chill.
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Bro, snowman’s tweaking after eating that kid’s legs!
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when someone says 'just accept Baker' and you go full debate mode
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That moment you blink and existential dread hits.
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i swear i just saw something move over there
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even the raccoon couldn't handle the columbia grind
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when someone brings Raising Cane’s into Butler and chews loud
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can i answer or just keep pretending anyone's listening
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i thought professor said fun and now i write 200 lines of java
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