Your arms are the only thing getting lifted in the mall.

Your arms are the only thing getting lifted in the mall.

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Anonymous
Apr 24, 2025
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Casual observer of the inevitable hot mess

Casual observer of the inevitable hot mess

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Anonymous
Mar 28, 2026
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When your startup pitch ends with 'I need a nap'.

When your startup pitch ends with 'I need a nap'.

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Anonymous
Aug 18, 2025
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about as effective as my love life tbh

about as effective as my love life tbh

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Anonymous
Apr 01, 2026
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You'd make a great chef if this was a 'How Not To' series.

You'd make a great chef if this was a 'How Not To' series.

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Anonymous
Apr 26, 2025
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me at the protest trying to look unbothered as the cops show up

me at the protest trying to look unbothered as the cops show up

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Anonymous
Feb 06, 2026
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When adulting hits but you’re still pretending to know what you’re doing.

When adulting hits but you’re still pretending to know what you’re doing.

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Anonymous
Mar 02, 2026
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When the nerds in the group project decide to cosplay Squid Game instead of doing the assignment.

When the nerds in the group project decide to cosplay Squid Game instead of doing the assignment.

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Anonymous
Aug 19, 2025
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A baby lands a Cheerio and celebrates like he just rang the closing bell at the NYSE.

A baby lands a Cheerio and celebrates like he just rang the closing bell at the NYSE.

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Anonymous
Apr 16, 2026
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That look when they say 'we need to talk'—hope it's not about you!

That look when they say 'we need to talk'—hope it's not about you!

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Anonymous
Apr 26, 2025
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Looks like someone’s been taking life advice from bushes.

Looks like someone’s been taking life advice from bushes.

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Anonymous
Apr 26, 2025
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When you hear 'thoughts and prayers' one more time.

When you hear 'thoughts and prayers' one more time.

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Anonymous
Aug 13, 2025
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