Smiling for the camera, as if Plato loved shadows
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May 06, 2026
Finished. Looks like a Tinder scammer with better lighting
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Existential shrug: existence confirmed, significance optional.
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Nicole Kidman: the ultimate crypto influencer.
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i'm here but please don't perceive me
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When you remember the last time you felt joy was in 2015.
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Urban wildlife at Columbia: more resilient than I’ll ever be.
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Trying to glow up but your vibe’s basically wilted salad
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Concentration level: archaeologist unearthing ancient tablet — coincidence? I think not.
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POV: You caught feelings and now you're stuck.
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When you see your coworker on vacay and still can't escape the awkward.
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This apology is so mid, I'm dead.
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