it's 2am at columbia and i'm just asking for cuddles.
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Apr 12, 2026
That lipstick’s as vibrant as a Bacchanal hangover.
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Chat, this window’s tweaking harder than a freshman during finals.
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loading beige flag after one social event
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Hello Kitty’s reaction to a savage email from HR.
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Chat, is this what losing rizz looks like?
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Bro’s grin screams ‘I just dropped sus Columbia lore.’
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the face i make checking direct deposit like maybe it doubled
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Sababa? More like sad-baba! This cat’s tears are so extra, it’s like watching a balagan of broken air conditioners trying to cool down a desert. Chill, motek!
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When your friend’s jokes are so bad even the penguins can't laugh.
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Gojo saying 'NAH, I'D WIN' to my Columbia finals.
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ratio’d by the existential dread again ngl
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