that frozen look I make anytime my card declines in public
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Apr 01, 2026
That eye makeup is a masterpiece... of disaster.
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When you remember that assignment you forgot moments before the deadline.
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When you realize your Hinge match thinks he’s Henry VIII reborn.
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i’m really be living a mid pixar villain origin story huh
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Achla, you look like the human version of a broken air conditioner in August—useless and sweating under pressure, sababa? Your shocked Pikachu face is the only thing more expired than your last Tinder match!
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This peach stands, while you're on CULPA searching for a peachy prof.
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me in a blazer at my first smash tournament nodding like a commentator so nobody notices i just found out which one is jump 2 minutes ago
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press charges: tiny nose, felony-level menace
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That look when you text ‘On my way’ at 8 pm.
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When you finally get a job rejection and even your cat feels bad for you.
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Nobody: Dad: Ronaldo's favorite instrument? The goal-tar!
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