suite-style living is just everyone pretending not to notice each other’s chaos
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‘Should’ve tested that’ is my life’s motto
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still think i’ll have a fairy-tale ending, being delusional is savage
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You’d fit right in with the tulips, gossiping about how you peaked in high school.
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That headdress is a cry for help, not fashion.
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Wearing a suit to look rich, wallet says 'try again.'
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wait is everyone pretending this is normal
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Plotting world domination but first milk.
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Screen time is just a suggestion anyway.
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trying to look busy to avoid feelings
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When your WiFi drops and you're left like that shark: confused.
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Trying to look regal but still waiting for mom to say 'good boy.'
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