seeing my favorite prof outside the exam room and declaring it a good omen
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Trying to impress your crush but your room says 'what a mess.'
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can you bring your own bowl or is that just her
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Is your jacket the only thing keeping you warm, or is that just me?
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When your sleeves are more entertaining than your performance.
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When your coworker claims to be a 'fashionista': "Never trust someone who doesn't own slippers."
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Descartes hesitates: I blur, therefore...?
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Your friendship is like this subway: held together by grime.
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Bro really said 'I’m a math teacher' in a cartoon cat suit.
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You're dressed like a CEO but your GPA is still a joke.
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Midterm breakdowns for the audience—method acting, minor roles.
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it’s giving risk assessment with zero reward
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