Conquering world? More like struggling with Wi-Fi.
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Mar 08, 2026
I once spent 12 minutes tracking a dust mote across my room and honestly, I regret nothing
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holding it together but inside I’m the mask
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Bro looks like he’s gooning over blurry coral thots.
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Getting caught yawning in class and the professor locks eyes
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When you yawn and the dramatic music kicks in.
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Dog’s grin screams ‘I’m goated,’ chick’s just vibing.
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Silently judging your playlist, your major, and your haircut
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Feeling ancient like Yoda waiting for a decent hookup on the Marriage Pact.
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Discovering a new lipstick shade like finding Hewitt tilapia.
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Hamilton elevators when you're already five minutes late to class.
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Smiling on the outside, inside I'm viciously waiting
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