That smile says 'I'm friendly' but the polka dots scream 'midlife crisis'.

That smile says 'I'm friendly' but the polka dots scream 'midlife crisis'.

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Anonymous
Apr 20, 2025
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literally my face trying to translate boomerspeak emails

literally my face trying to translate boomerspeak emails

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Anonymous
Dec 04, 2025
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this cat plush judging me harder than my columbia profs

this cat plush judging me harder than my columbia profs

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Anonymous
Nov 20, 2025
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Counting coins is an unexpectedly existential pastime.

Counting coins is an unexpectedly existential pastime.

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Anonymous
May 05, 2026
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realizing the students might not be buying this explanation

realizing the students might not be buying this explanation

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Anonymous
Jan 21, 2026
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Blurry squad vibing while Butler Library judges, sus af.

Blurry squad vibing while Butler Library judges, sus af.

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Anonymous
Feb 23, 2026
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Everyone seems to be waiting for something that may never happen.

Everyone seems to be waiting for something that may never happen.

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Anonymous
May 01, 2026
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The only thing more extra than those sunglasses is your personality.

The only thing more extra than those sunglasses is your personality.

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Anonymous
Mar 28, 2025
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When you stare into the abyss and it stares back, but it's a fan.

When you stare into the abyss and it stares back, but it's a fan.

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Anonymous
Aug 18, 2025
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Realizing the Earth isn't flat after all.

Realizing the Earth isn't flat after all.

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Anonymous
Aug 12, 2025
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when I declare deadlines are just suggestions, not rules

when I declare deadlines are just suggestions, not rules

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Anonymous
Feb 12, 2026
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Ace of Spades? More like Ace of Snores.

Ace of Spades? More like Ace of Snores.

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Anonymous
Apr 24, 2025
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