Delulu ex who thinks you miss them. Cute delusion.
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Mar 25, 2026
at columbia you think you can handle senior night until the bathroom becomes your sanctuary
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Trying to get a word in at a Diana table during lunch rush
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genuinely couldn’t make that green tea without glaze-level ego
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i'm just a sad dog
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When your dogs do yoga better than you.
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Existentialism: even affection requires a price, apparently
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The only philosopher taking longer than my 3-hour nap.
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Another day, another carefully orchestrated pause.
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I stan violent bureaucracy, fight me
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caught powerposing right before getting humbled seconds later
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When you realize the raptor has better golf skills than you.
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