When you realize your biggest achievement is just a dirty sock.
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Apr 27, 2025
Today’s forecast: 100% chance of pretending.
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POV: When you say 'I don’t need curtains,' and your cat disagrees.
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Plotting world domination between naps and existential dread.
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That face you make when Hamilton elevators pretend to work
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When you're the only one who gets the joke.
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these cheeks caused a national emergency
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Applying to Columbia like Spongebob; Barnard ghosted my essay
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classic "just deployed to prod" face, no cap
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Queen energy. Bow or get barked at.
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Snowman’s got Unc Status, chilling by Butler like a legend.
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got the same energy as the noco bathroom walls
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