Tech bros trying to debug their own code.
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Aug 16, 2025
When your stock portfolio is thriving and you're just chillin'.
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Ferris strawberries: more reliable than the Hamilton elevators.
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Tell Bugs to park that carrot next to my Ferrari—premium spot, buddy!
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Sisyphus would approve — endless bubbles, same uphill grin.
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waiting for my treat like I’m waiting for tenure, fr
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When the sunset's extra, but your motivation's MIA.
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Security tag screaming refund louder than your inner shame
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my phd era it’s just unpaid overtime and emotional damages
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Plato would call this a very persuasive shadow.
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When you flex your NFT, but it's inflatable.
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the way people talk about their wild dating lives and i have to act like not catching feelings from a text is my biggest scandal
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