Plato would've called the Minion an inconvenient Form.
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May 01, 2026
Stoic practice: endure tears, consume biscuit, preserve dignity.
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Birth certificate filed restraining order against this child for stealing centuries
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when you walk into a party and realize it’s just you and your social anxiety
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Looks like a bot trying to enjoy life.
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Socratic silence—everyone pretending the cold isn't enticing.
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Benny Blanco's overcoat: Millstein green chairs of red carpets—always coveted.
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Nobody mentioned how long we’d be standing here.
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Nice try looking elegant, but your hair's stealing the show.
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When your professor's only job is to look regal and judge you silently.
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smiling at you like you’re hot cocoa on low steps
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Flexing like a star, but even the chicken's embarrassed for you.
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