Hamilton elevators are the true Columbia torture device.
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Sep 12, 2025
Influencers doing anything for those succulent likes.
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The only thing majestic here is that fur; your vibe needs a glow-up.
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Highkey looking like they’re plotting to ghost each other.
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Even the stars are like, 'Yikes, that architecture?!'
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Says he loves freedom but can’t escape Yale’s judgment
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Just heard there's yet another midterm added.
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Lowkey plotting to knock your finals into existential crisis
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Turns on idea mode, still no WiFi in my brain.
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The moment your situationship breathes in the library
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This meeting could've been an email, am I right?
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Window plant judging my life choices: very coo, very disappointed.
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