Honestly judging your life choices but pretending to understand.
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Mar 02, 2026
Another afternoon spent in the company of silent furniture.
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that instant the bathroom door swings and the paper towel dispenser stays silent
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when i archangel message my friends about never texting him again then rehearse jokes for when he does
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Boomers when they discover TikTok has more than dances.
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Camus would call this mildly absurd.
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This dude’s heels got Unc Status, no cap.
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The Campanile just called; it wants its personality back.
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Bro's living proof that charisma isn't in the grind.
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I’m dead, they’re screaming louder than a Barnard theater rehearsal.
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Bet they parked like this to avoid graduation tents
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When you spot Hamilton's elevator and dodge like it's gym class.
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