Like finding hot guys at Dodge, 5% chance of success.
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Sep 12, 2025
Monkey sleeping peacefully, meanwhile my life’s a jet2 holiday.
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Spaghetti Cat out here looking like my last brain cell, cooked.
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Egg tart’s cooked, forgot its Jet2 holiday vibes.
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honestly cuter than my Columbia Medical Services nurse, no cap
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why is the list still scrolling
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Are you all protesting in a book club or what?
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That moment when you wake up hugging a trash can and question all your life choices
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Oh my god, Homer! Did you think that bush was a giant green donut? Because I've made that mistake before. Tasted like... leaves.
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Just a pup watching dreams expensive as gold.
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Me watching my groupmate leave the stall, skip the sink, then reach into the shared Cheez-Its.
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Pink daisy apron texted I'm cooked, then blocked her
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