Me accidentally staring at someone in the campus Starbucks line, then studying the allergy poster like it’s homework
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Apr 14, 2026
Trying to hide how dead I am after 3 hours of work
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When you try to act normal but your coffee kicks in.
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smiling at my boss even tho i’m an arsonist in my lore rn
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When you finally embrace your role as "CEO of Cluelessness."
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Camus would call this culinary absurdity; the plate refuses meaning.
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why do i look exactly like this asking my professor for an extension
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when you’re the only one not laughing at the dining hall ‘joke’
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fumbling a second voicemail cause my snooze brain be NPC-ing
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This alpaca knows more about blockchain than you do.
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You look like an existential crisis with a turtleneck.
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That calm demeanor is just master-level overthinking in disguise.
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