Your curtains are more dramatic than a TikTok influencer.
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Mar 06, 2025
when I get rejected from every competitive club but still act surprised
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That face you make when you forgot to study but the test is invincible.
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That baby just snatched your swag, hun.
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Still throne’d as pompous ape with painted mask, truth shunn'd, in disguise alas!
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me considering dentistry only because hair is over
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when does the wisdom actually kick in, like what age?
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Pretending to be shocked while your life implodes quietly
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How it feels to discuss string theory at Thanksgiving.
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John Jay madness over Nutella deserts during orientation.
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Please teach me how to look this prepared for microwave noodles. (It's funny because it compares dramatic readiness to instant dinner, a cute mismatch. The image's confident energy reads like triumph over tiny tasks, and I'm still proud when I don't burn toast.)
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me tucking in at 3am after watching minecraft best ideas
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