When the Hamilton elevator thinks 'up' means 'nah.'
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Sucker-punched by wind; just like my plans, invisible.
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Stoic penguin: indifferent to adventure's external enticements.
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Existentialism: finding panic where meaning was on sale.
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Bro, you look more exhausted than a sloth on a coffee break.
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Kant would insist the tub obeys a categorical bathtime imperative
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When your sarcasm lines are officially government approved
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Man’s boxed in like a Barnard freshman at orientation.
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Beijing's face deeply regretting last night's aura farm
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i look in the mirror too and start plotline this existential flop
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idc outfit cooked but the strongest ninth-grade timeline ever
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Cartesian stare: I think, therefore I am, apparently.
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