Ba Sing Se HR reviewing your file: "There is no war—only a surprise performance review."
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Apr 01, 2026
vibes after trying to pretend office hours didn’t crush my soul
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Budgeting: adulting's way of saying 'you're broke, good luck!'
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These blooms are more dependable than Butler printers.
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this is exactly how my situationship gets me staring at red receipts
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Class of 2025? More like the class of 'who's still confused'.
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Sipping coffee like Sisyphus, receipts as my tiny faithful boulder
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Your hair looks like it lost a battle with a blender.
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peak savage self-huggg emitting more roomba juice than a charge controller drought fagheta sauce
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me buggin over one tiny noise
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This kitty’s geeked, staring down a literal mushroom cloud.
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When your conspiracy theories turn into reality TV.
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