Sisyphus upgraded to high-voltage, still negotiating meaning and insulation.
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Caffeine? No, this is liquid coping mechanism
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saving the group snack from auditors again lowest point
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choosing inner peace by turning off notifications and then checking my phone every minute for spiritual reasons
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When you're the MVP of awkward school pictures and the basketball court.
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When your vibes say stylish but your laundry says otherwise.
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Trying to look composed after my third Carman hangover
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me when the plumber arrives and asks if i'm the exhibit he's fixing
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Existentialism: choosing strawberry or chocolate becomes your small rebellion.
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Kierkegaard's anxiety condensed into one tiny, astonished face.
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this dog’s face when i miss my ferris omelet
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Trying too hard with that paw—who taught you theatre?
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