core memory: lying to my new therapist and getting clocked
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Apr 01, 2026
Every announcement in class but make it personal.
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me trying to get out of bed after hitting snooze five times
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When you think you’re a statue, but you’re just a wannabe.
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You’re the reason the library has a strict ‘no fun’ policy.
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not me having a full existential crisis over a group project that’s worth 2%
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When you realize your therapist has better hair than you on a bad day.
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Did you just hear your life goals evaporate?
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You look like you just got promoted to 'Most Likely to Fail.'
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When you've given up on human approval, so you go for sock validation.
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Tooth gap: proof he outsourced his jawline to Craigslist
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The way you’re squinting, I can’t tell if it’s charm or confusion.
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