who's this dude next to trump? caught looking lost.
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my brain breaks over a loose shoelace
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feel like shrinkwrapping myself onto the sale rack tbh
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chat even his beard finished obamacare enrollments before me
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Looking like a rejected character from Finding Nemo.
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dude looks like my TA deciding my Columbia fate
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When your colleague steals your idea and gets a promotion.
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Henry’s dignity filed a restraining order against Captain Man
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This flower’s flexing harder than a Columbia freshman at Bacchanal.
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Lightbulb out here crashing out with fake deep ideas.
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You’re in a committed relationship with your couch, aren't you?
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that blank look is just my student loans
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