When you think you're Indiana Jones but it's just a library.
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Trying to adult but still using crayons as a coping mechanism, huh?
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The only thing missing here is a clown nose for that confusion.
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Millennial goose: 'This is fine. Everything's fine.'
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Flat-earther rushing to the edge of the world.
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When you dress like a rockstar but feel like expired milk
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Arthur's friendly wave feels like finals week therapy.
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Schrödinger’s ice cream: premium and impostor until lid lifts.
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Heart looks dying; so is this city's rent, sus
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telling my friends vampire aesthetic never really ate til I tried it in the citi bike bikelane
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Highlight so bright, even my haters need sunglasses.
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John Jay: Where you can find the Trump elevator on Yelp.
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