can you bring the big bowl this time?
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Jan 23, 2026
Therapist said I need positive affirmations. So I changed my ringtone to "You're great but dangerously unstable."
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gave myself a trophy for not ragebait texting my mom today
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Nope, not spiraling, just casually combusting.
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If procrastination were an Olympic sport, this girl’d win
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Mood swinging harder than my bank account every Friday
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When you realize your crush didn't see your DM.
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Thou in sunglasses pry'd, yet find'st no sight in thy dim thoughts.
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running off zero rizz and unmedicated optimism since forever
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Life’s a Broadway drama, but this is straight-up tragedy at Times Square.
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My stomach just clocked out for the day
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pick me vibes in dog form, honestly tragic
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