When the color palette is ‘crayon explosion’ but you didn’t get the memo.
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Apr 27, 2025
Is that a game face or did you just eat a lemon?
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When you invest in crypto and call it 'adulting'.
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Professor: 'No late submissions!' Me: *sips tea in gown*
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When you see your reflection in a cracked screen.
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When you finally decide to invest in hardwood floors but end up face-planting on them instead.
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Crusty radiator lecturing Columbia kids on working harder, type shi
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Finally built a house I can afford!
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Realizing avocado toast isn't a personality.
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That phone battery's more alive than your social skills.
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Butler bathroom faceplanted, but hey, who hasn't?
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Should I be concerned that my cat’s screen time outpaces mine?
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