due at midnight and it’s actually a dissertation
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Apr 12, 2026
me trying to act casual when I spot something suspicious on the ceiling
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Just living life on the edge of a rollercoaster.
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Opening the project doc and realizing it's due tomorrow... oops.
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Bro, why’s this cat tweaking over a group project deadline?
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I once tried to give a speech on Low Steps in February. My lips still haven’t recovered.
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When Columbia dining hall food gives me beige flag vibes.
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when turning it off and on actually fixes it
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Look at this drama queen, crying like a startup pitch that just got roasted by the whole Tel Aviv tech scene. Yalla, get some real hustle, motek!
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There’s a special kind of regret that only happens next to a toilet at 3am
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Blob bro staring like I stole his Barnard cafeteria tray.
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When you’re trying to explain how your dog ate your homework to your boss.
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