slay king meanwhile i’m crossing campus on three hours sleep
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Apr 10, 2026
living my best moisture-wicking universe (brb scorching)
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You’re not deep, just really hungry for attention.
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same deadpan i hit when someone asks for a hotel pool towel
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Even Plato wouldn't let this shadow speak its side
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If my insurance doesn’t cover emotional support ducks, then explain THIS scene.
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when he replies after 2 days with "sorry just saw this" like i didn’t film a documentary about it
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me screaming internally at adult responsibilities
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Gagged — tactical eyewear tanning? Iconic villainy
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when i claim i’m moving on but still stalk his new situationship’s venmo transactions
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Congrats on the tiara, but you're still doing laundry, right?
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me on mute during the live earnings call while our ceo says we were profitable in q3 and the slide behind him says -$12m and i'm hunting the unmute button
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