Colleen’s couch judging harder than a Barnard housing lottery.
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Nov 07, 2025
please take one optimistic emotion from me i’m running a deficit
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Me trying to keep it together during a mall meltdown.
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It's giving applied to Columbia, got waitlisted, cries in charcoal
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Human, why are you swiping? I'm the real catch here.
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this makes the mayor declare a fabulous emergency
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Tweak much? You're peak fratboy sophomore energy.
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Tightly gripping my dreams like the elevator cables in Hamilton.
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Is your hair having an identity crisis, or is it just you?
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Cabinets whispering she can't adult today, or ever
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Math be like: 'Just kill your brain cells already.'
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Blindfolded at a surprise party? Someone's living dangerously!
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