I swear it's not a sumo suit, Karen!
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Aug 13, 2025
Meow you doing, trying too hard to be relatable?
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Stick flexer: Columbia energy. Chaser: me, permanently buggin'
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HE'S THINKING, HE'S WAITING—WILL HE MAKE THE CALL? THIS IS WHAT LEGENDS ARE MADE OF!
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waiting for my friends to show up at Senior Night like it’s a job interview
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Grandma called; she wants her blueberry back. Maybe it can pay your rent?
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That TikTok dance is more cringe than cool.
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My social anxiety every time I have to interact with a horse girl.
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When you're forced to attend a haunted house with your parents.
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Venture capitalist: Bet I could turn that crumpled shirt into a startup.
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When your GPA needs more help than you do
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When your dog takes selfies better than you—ouch.
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