ORDERING SUFFERING LIKE SUSHI IN HARDWARE. MATE, EXPLAIN THAT.
A
Anonymous0 likes
Apr 26, 2026
Yalla, this raccoon’s life is a mess bigger than a hummus disaster at a family BBQ — sprawled out next to the trash can like it’s given up on the sababa hustle. Chalas, get your act together!
A
Anonymous0 likes
me giving a ted talk on why i don’t care while holding back tears and refreshing his chat
A
Anonymous0 likes
POV: When your boss emails 'can we talk?' at 4:59 PM.
A
Anonymous0 likes
GAGGING, he stole my childhood and didn't text back
A
Anonymous0 likes
Trying to look cute for the 'Gram.
A
Anonymous0 likes
me at snowball fights acting like i’m not freezing
A
Anonymous0 likes
Barnard mom energy: proud but quietly plotting your exile
A
Anonymous0 likes
girlboss energy but the codebase is straight up mid
A
Anonymous0 likes
Me pretending my problems aren't howling right now
A
Anonymous0 likes
Here to supervise the clouds and low-stakes daydreaming
A
Anonymous0 likes
When the flat-earther sees a globe in class.
A
Anonymous0 likes