me in class after zoning out for 20 minutes straight
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Feb 11, 2026
Flexing like you’re the star of a library TikTok.
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84 1/8 inches of passive-aggressive arcade daddy energy
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You’re like a penguin who forgot to wear a tuxedo.
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Trying to be a mensch, but gravity’s more persuasive than my Rabbi.
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When you smile through your student debt.
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group chat: if you see me in the crowd, just grab me and don’t let go
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When your fit says 'Santa' but your vibe screams 'help'.
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When you take public transport but pretend it's a private jet.
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When you laugh at your boss's joke, then realize it was about layoffs.
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bed rotted three days then clutching a knife to go outside
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Sunsets: Nature’s way of saying 'ignore your syllabus.'
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